My favorite memory from high school is when I got thrown out of my gym class for wearing one of my dad’s old college offensive t shirts. He did not know that I had found them in the attic and I hid two of them in my locker. The gym teacher told me that those types of funny t shirts were not allowed in his class.

I ended up walking home and spending the day on the internet shopping for more offensive t shirts to wear the following week. My dad was not happy with me for getting into trouble, but knew that since he had worn it when he was younger, he could not punish me.

When my new offensive t shirts arrived in the mail, I made sure not to let my parents see them. It was one thing to wear my dad’s old funny t shirts, but my own was a different story altogether. If my gym teacher did not like this t shirt and sent me home, I would have to deal with one set of angry parents.

The gym teacher did not say anything about my funny t shirt, which means that my dad’s t shirts are more offensive than the ones I picked out. That is so funny.